Thursday, January 5, 2012

BERNARD'S BITS - EDITION 2


Well the festive season was a big one and it’s fair to say that I over indulged a little. Super Special Scintillating Sexy Sippers was a great night and I enjoyed sampling the many different beers from across the globe.  Christmas was a quiet day at the snake pit as I sheltered from the rain and hail. Boxing Day was its usual enjoyable self but I couldn’t quite cheer Punter over the line for his ton. Fortunately he saluted this week in Sydney. Good to see him back in form.
But now it’s back to the Snowdog cricket season as 2012 comes to town. Needless to say it’s a big round for all XI’s this Saturday (when isn’t it?). But I’m more interested in what everyone’s New Years Resolutions are? Mine is to eat less from the dumpster up at the school and to stop peeing on Millsy’s hub caps. Both of those habits are enjoyable but deep down I know they’re wrong.
Here are a few suggestions for some of our Snowdogs...
Paddle: Improve on facebook status updates.
Peter Korda( J.Mills)
Tom Christie: Be the best life-size tennis ball at the Australian Open.
Bourkey: Ditch the ¾ length red shorts.
Rowdy: Avoid hail damage.
G-tram: Work on tan.
Millsy: Stop looking like everyone.
That last one brings me to the new addition in this column. It’s called “Who Does Millsy Look Like This Round?” With the tennis just around the corner, here is the first entrant...



Regards,
Bernard